Teens: One tablet daily, with food.
It occurred to me, that because he is a literal-minded being that maybe I should clarify exactly how he did take the tablet.
Sure enough, he took it with food. Literally, with a bite of food he chewed it up.
I just shook my head and informed him of the fact that he should swallow it whole, after he has eaten. This is the kid, that when I offered him acetaminophen for foot pain several years ago, he refused.
"The pain is not in my head!"
Yes, I did laugh. In his defense, all he'd ever taken acetaminophen for prior to that was for headaches.